3/28/2022: A Limerick

I’m trying something new. Every day I’ll write for 10 minutes. I won’t limit what I write to any particular thing. It could be fiction, poetry, an essay, whatever. The goal is to write and then publish and share it. I need to get over my fear of publishing and I need to build a writing (and publishing) habit.

Short and, well, definitely not sweet. But, 8 in a row!


There was once a man from Howell
Whose flatulence was the most foul.
His wife so complained
That it caused such pain
And shoved a rose up his bowel.

I have no idea what to write today, so I started with a limerick for some reason. I warned you that it could be anything! I enjoy comedy quite a bit, and much of my family had stereotypical blue-collar senses of humor. There’s nothing wrong with liking George Carlin and Dmitri Martin.


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